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???: Are the interviewees ready?

???: Yes.

???: Alright, let them in.

Inside a fancy interview room, a black and orange lizard beast in a fancy suit would be waiting for four cats to perform an interview, looking over stapled papers filled with information about them. The interviewer is simply called Doc who wished to question the interviewees to gain some insight about what they think about the lives they found themselves in.

Energetic White Cat: Wow! This is a really nice place! But it’s strange how the waiting room had no door to leave through…

Skeptical Black Cat: Do you think we got abducted? We kinda just… woke up in this place…

Cautious Mocha Cat: The design of this room is usually only seen in the upper class of the Central Continent… Where the hell was I taken?!

Calm Gray Cat: Guys, relax. The receptionist didn’t seem to have any ill intent. And apparently they just wanted to interview us. But still, how did I get here?

Doc: Welcome, the four of you. My name is Doc, and I’m sure you all have lots of questions about how you ended up in this place, but rest assured you will all remain unharmed.

Skeptical Black Cat: Oh, a lizard beast kidnapped us? They look… normal.

Energetic White Cat: Konga! Don’t be rude! We… don’t know what they would do to us if we misbehave. And we don’t have Para and Tela by our side…

Konga: Kipu, what’s the problem with being a little skeptical about how we got here?

The four cats all came from different backgrounds and had not met each other before waking up in the mysterious waiting room outside the interview room. They came in different heights and colors too. The first to speak was Kipu, a short white cat while the one that followed them was a Konga, a black cat. These two were brothers and were both physically fit for their small height.

Doc: Alright, gentlemen. Please take your seats so we can start. You can take some snacks from the table if you wish.

Konga: These better not be poisoned…

Calm Gray Cat: You can calm down on the suspicion. Didn’t you say you were a thief?

Kipu: S-Sir Kitt, let’s not talk about that for now, okay?

Kitt: Alright. But don’t judge how much Taro will take. He said he was hungry when he woke up.

Taro: T-Thanks…

After taking their seats as asked, Kitt, the gray cat of average height, took a seat on the left side of the sofa in the middle of the room while Taro, another short cat but slightly taller than Konga and Kipu, sat on the right. This would leave the brothers to sit in the middle, but since they weren’t children, they didn’t uselessly complain.

Doc: You are all probably wondering why you’ve been gathered here today, hmm? And it’s not a coincidence you’re all cats either.

Konga: Is it because the person who took us has a cat fetish?

Doc: Close, but it is because you all share similar experiences with one another.

Kitt: Don’t tell me–

Taro: Err… I’m just an adventurer. What do I have in common with a hero, a thief, and a… scholar?

Kitt: I’m just a second-year student.

Konga: Pfft… What could we all have in common with each other?

Doc: I know it’s odd but… It’s because you all had experience with sex. Be it a slime dragon from outer space, symbiote goo monsters that give you superpowers, or an amnesiac god in the desert. I wanted to know how your lives have been with your new friends or significant other.

Kitt: How do you–

Taro: How does he–

Kipu: Ahahaha… (I hope he’s joking. Please, please, please, please, please!)

Konga: How do you know that!

Doc: Let’s just say I have my sources. But don’t worry, aside from having to unfortunately share them with each other, everything else you say won’t leave this room.

Kitt: Uhh…

Konga: Yeah, no. I’m not talking. What the hell is this place and how do we leave!

Doc: Answer my questions and I’ll tell you.

Kipu: K-Konga, I think we should just listen…

Konga: No way! He’s definitely up to no good!

Taro: Yeah! How do you know Kala!

Doc: Gentlemen, please calm down. I didn’t mean to startle any of you. I just wanted to get straight to the point, especially with Mr. Konga here.

The immediate mention of sexual experience caused the four’s eyes to widen with different reactions. Kitt and Kipu were simply stumped as to how Doc knew about their significant other while Konga and Taro became angry and grew suspicious of the interviewer. But after Doc reassures them that he got his information through non-invasive means, Kitt and Kipu convince the two agitated cats to calm down so that the interview can begin.

Doc: It seems that you all know each other’s names now but have you introduced yourselves to each other?

Taro: Nope

Kitt: Not yet.

Kipu: No.

Konga: Hell no.

Doc: Then who would like to start?

Kitt: I guess I can… Well, since it seems our secrets are already known by one person, then I’ll be the first to spread it. I am Kitt, and I am a 23-year-old college student. Last year, a red and white slime ball of joy came into my life. Their name is Nova, and I found them crashing into my dorm window where they immediately sucked me off for food, or specifically my cum.

Taro: Hungry slimes usually do that. But crashing into your dorm? From where? And what’s a dorm?

Kipu: It’s where college and university students live.

Konga: How do you not know that?

Taro: I didn’t go to school…

Kitt: Anyways, after Nova milked me dry, he explained himself to me, and as compensation, he wished to serve me. After we made that agreement, the rest was history. He had powers beyond your imagination like matter transmutation or body modification. But the one I took advantage of the most was how he made my wildest sexual fantasies come true~

Konga: Same with Para, huh?

Kipu: Do we really have the same thoughts?

Taro: M-Maybe… (I did always want to be kissed and fucked roughly, but I was always too scared to ask Kala…)

Doc: Can you four see the similarities now? A stranger suddenly coming into your life and fulfilling your lewdest desires? Of course, for a price. Taro, would you like to tell us about the price you paid?

Taro: O-Okay! Umm… Listen, I decided to spare Kala because he could be a powerful ally, not because I liked to be toyed by him!

Konga: And who is this Kala exactly? Your boyfriend~?

Taro: No way!

Doc: Hehe, don’t be shy now, Taro. It’s alright if you like the same sex.

Kitt: Yeah! Trust your feelings!

Konga: (I can’t even trust mine…

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