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聖誕節軼事TK+洗腦 Xmas anecdotes TK+BW,第2小节

小说: 2026-01-11 17:54 5hhhhh 3120 ℃

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When you were still an innocent little boy, you probably never imagined that Santa Claus possessed such incredible abilities:

1. He could travel all over the world in one night to deliver presents to all children.

2. He could prepare so many different kinds of gifts.

3. He could distinguish between well-behaved and naughty children.

You, in your naivety, rationalized Santa Claus extraordinary abilities, attributing them to his magical Christmas powers and his mighty reindeer, not to mention the combined efforts of a group of adorable Yetis and Christmas elves. It wasn't until you grew up and became a boy that you realized it wasn't real! And your fantasy shattered...

But... what if all of this was actually true? Not just a myth? Haha... Of course I didn't mean to deceive you. You can say I'm out of my mind, that I want to see you completely fooled, or that I'm trying to trick you into joining a religion, etc. Just listen to this anecdote; it might be different from the version you heard in your childhood. Just treat it as a story; it really too fake, just laugh it off. But then again, if it were all the same, how would it seem like what I said was true...?

In ancient times, humans coexisted with nature. Mythical beasts, spirits, magic, and energy were everywhere. All the concepts recorded in so-called mysticism were just commonplace, even ubiquitous techniques, as simple as drinking water and eating.

Santa Claus lives in the Arctic Circle, a place teeming with Christmas elves, reindeer, and Yetis. Back then, manpower, resources, and energy were plentiful, and the population was small, making their work easy. However, with global warming, natural degradation, and the rise of rational science, degradation is inevitable. The population has increased, and they can no longer care for everyone, yet they still maintain a certain level of ability and strength. You see, many children still deeply believe in them—that proof! They still have the Christmas wish to care for a group of good children! Hmm? You say that strange? The environment hasn't improved at all, yet they still manage... You've noticed, haven't you? ...The question is, where do the manpower and energy come from?

Actually, it all provided by the bad kids... Say I'm talking nonsense... Hehehe... Want to see a mysterious photo? Don't tell anyone!

You understand now? Their fate is that although they only work on Christmas Eve, they get a good education every year before they start! This solves the problem of the bad kids...and the good kids still get rewards, making both sides happy... Long live Christmas!!! Right! Remember to keep it a secret...or else you might... understand? Hahahaha.........

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